Babysitter

I don't why there aren't more babysitters out there. Often kids are really nice (or sometimes even sleep through the whole babysitting episode). You can play with toys and do some a bit weird things (like ride with a broomstick or be a leucosyte). Or sometimes you can just hang around and watch tv. And they PAY for you for doing that? Maybe the world's easiest job.

Teacher teaches...

... or at least I'll try to do so when I start a temporar post (only four days) as a teacher in my old school. God, everyone look so tiny there, I'm sure I wasn't that small when I was in comprehensive school.
   And now I'll can go to the common-room where few has dared to go and even fewer has come back...